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After getting a very good response from Top 20 Best WhatsApp status, now this time we have come up with 101 best WhatsApp Status – Funny WhatsApp Status, Love Status for WhatsApp – Motivational WhatsApp – Cute WhatsApp – Quotes – WhatsApp status Enjoy reading we have all of them all Mood WhatsApps status.

1 You can’t be broke and ugly pick a struggle.

2  I have 3 sides

1  the quiet and sweet side.
2  the fun & crazy side.
3 t he side you never want to see.

3  A sane 6 is better than a crazy 9.

4  Be the type of man you’d want your daughter to be with.

5  A man who treats his woman like a princes is a proof that he has been born and raised in the arms of a queen.

6  The first to apologize is the bravest, the first to forgive is the strongest, the first to forget is the happiest.

7  Do not read the next Sentence ….. you little rebel. I like you.

8  I tried to act normal – worst five minutes of my life.

9 Who is Feat he is in every song. :p

10 Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you realy are.

11  Most people run, because deep down they want to be chased.

12  What a beautiful language to learn, her eyes have their own vocabulary.

13  A ship is safe in harbour… but thats not what ships are for.

14  Effort is attractive.

15 Worrying is like walking around with an umbrella waiting for it to rain.

16 “Sunshine all the time makes a desert” — Arab proverb.

17 Some days I can’t stop thinking about you, and other days I wonder why I’m wasting my time.

18 Im a simple person who hides a thousand feelings behind the hapiest smile.

19 I’d rather argue with you than kiss someone else.

20 I thougt I lost you, but you were never really there.

21 There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few can catch your heart. :

22 No need for revenge – Just sit back and wait…those that hurt you will eventually screw up all by themselves …and if you are lucky, God will let you watch.

23 Dear Math, grow up and solve your problems on your own because I am tired of solving it for you.

24 I’m silent by nature and therefore my mind speaks the loudest.

25 Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette.

26 To see my best…accept my worst, because to get my best requires loving me at my worst.

27 Relationships are meant to build you up and improve you as a person, not break you down.

28 When my phone rings, it’s a call. When it vibrates, it’s a text. When your name is on the screen, I smile.:D

29 Some bad relationships are like bad movies you won’t leave because you keep hoping the next scene will get better!

30 Is going to treat everyone the way they treat me from now on. If that just gave you a bad feeling in the pit of your stomach… check yourself.

31 Dear karma, Remember that day when I was really really really good? Yeah that day. Now would be a good time to repay me for that. Sincerely, me.

32  Nowadays, Patience is no longer a virtue… Patience is now a Talent! :p

33  Sometimes a hug is all you crave.

34 Don’t you just love that moment when you start laughing so hard that you cant even breath for no reason whatsoever?

35 You said that you could read me like a book..well do you know that i want to kill myself…guess not-just know that i love you.

36  Loves how the right song can leave you smiling.

38 Don’t stress the things you can not change cause we create our tomorrow by what we do today.

39  The Worst Thing About Being Lied to is Knowing You Aren’t Worth the Truth.

40  I hate my phone it’s stupid so I turned my phone onto “airplane mode” and threw it up into the air… Worst. Transformer. Ever.

41 I can forgive a lot of things. Lies are not one of them.

42  I’m done chasing lost causes. I won’t waste my life for something that will never happen.

43 There are so many miles that keeps us apart, I can only touch you in my dreams & feel you in my heart…

44  At this point I don’t know whether I’m up too late or up to early!

45  People lie, trust dies, life goes on, we move on,

46 It goes from “babe” to “bitch” “I love you” to “I hate you” “I need you” to “fuck you” “you’re my everything” to “you’re nothing”.

47 Stop being scared and take risk, or you’ll always regret never knowing what could have been.

48 Deny all…Admit nothing… Blame somebody else…

49 Stop telling me who I am and what I am. I know what I am. Let me live my life the way I want to live it. Don’t live my life, live your own!

50 Sometimes people are meant to be and sometimes they are just temporary.

51 I knew when I met you I loved you, you are my best friend, my soul mate, you are my everything. I will spend the rest of my life loving you.

52  People who are your friends when it’s a convenience for them, are not your friends. Never were. Never will be. Real talk.

53  Smart people speak from experience; smarter people, from experience, don’t speak.

54 Your experiences make up who you are, So don’t ever regret them.

55  Learn the Difference between a Mistake and a Choice.

56 One of the toughest experiences to go through is to be someones strength while you’re at your weakest.

57 There is a beauty about a woman whose confidence comes from experiences; who knows she can fall, pick herself up, and move on.

58 You can tell a lot about a person by looking deep into their eyes. Their eyes will tell you things that perhaps they would never say <3.

59  Just wants to crawl under the blankets and hide from the world today!

60 Dear Winter, I just want to say that it’s not working out between us anymore. I love Summer. She’s so much hotter than you are. Sincerely, me!

61  The only way I could be lonelier today is if the Internet stopped working.

62  If a girl says ‘I don’t like shopping marry her’.

63  when I was born devil said oh shit Competition.

64  I prefer walking in the darkness with a true friend than walking alone in the light.

65 Marriage is the main cause for divorce.

66  3 mistakes of everyone’s life–Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp.

67 If Monday had a face, I would punch it.

68 Great power comes with great electricity bills.

69 Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

70 I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

71 I don’t have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who’d be mad at me for saying that.

72 I hate spelling errors so much. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

73 I was visited by 3 spirits last night…vodka, rum and gin.

74  Sometimes the thing that is holding you back is all in your head.

75  Sometimes God Doesn’t change your situation because he is trying to change your heart.

75  Kill them with success and bury them with smile.

76  No matter how you feel Get up, dress up and show up and never give up.

77  The biggest communication problem is we do not listen to understand, we listen to reply.

78  Be with the one who gives you the same feeling you get, when you see your food coming in a restaurant.

79  Two things define you. your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.

80  Jealousy comes from counting others blessings instead of our own.

81  If you want to Change you have to be willing to be Uncomfortable.

82  A positive attitude may not solve all your problems.. but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

83 “God gave us a reason, not a religion.

84  Waiting for God is never a waste of time.

85 The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

86 Worrying doesn’t take away tomorrow’s troubles. It takes away today’s peace.

87 When someone loves you they don’t have to say it, you can tell by the way they treat you.

88 People only treat you one way, the way you allow them.

90 Change is the end result of all true learning.

91  I don’t trust words I trust actions.

92 Distance sucks my room is so far away from kitchen.

93  Don’t like me cool, I don’t wake up everyday to impress you.

94  Happiness is an inside Job.

95  The only person you should try be better than is the person you were yesterday.

96  I never wanted to be your whole life – just your favorite part.

97  The greatest prison you could ever live in is that fear of what other people think.

98  Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages.

99  Understand that wealth is a consequence, not a reward.

100  The distance between your dreams and reality is called action.

101 “When you start to wonder whether you can trust someone or not, that is when you already know the answer.


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April 26, 2016

Very nice